so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
So, I fell off a skateboard today TWICE in front of everyone in my lunch. That shit was funny tho. 😂😂
…come to think about it when I fell every one was like omg!😆 hahahahaha😂😂 or just laughed…. But then a couple minutes later my friend dropped her phone and everyone there was like *big gasp* omg! 😮 & I’m just standing there like ooohhh but it was funny tht I could have died tho … Oh okay
…(I was) but still!
#skateboard wheels suck
#this is why I longboard